Car Names and their Meanings

BMW: Brings Me Women. 

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology. 

FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive.... 

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object. 

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything. 

OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life 

TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always. 

GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside 

HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.